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Oh, the days of the X-files! What nostalgia. David Duchovny’s character of Mulder was cute, goofy and just enough weird to make him really interesting. Oh how I wanted to be in a town where something odd was happening so that Mulder and Scully would have to visit. Then, I would help them solve the mystery. As thanks they would offer to take me out to dinner, but Scully would come down with a little head cold and not feel like going. Mulder and I would then bond over a good eggplant parmagiana and a bottle of wine. Our destiny to fall into bed with one another would be sealed over our shared cannoli. Yum.

Of course, that would only yield one guest appearance on the show. An alternative fantasy would be to be Scully’s younger sister who dates Mulder for a while, much to Scully’s chagrin. It doesn’t much matter which way the storyline goes as long as I end up with Mulder . . .

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